12.03.2006

Inexplicable Happenstance or Aquanautical Tard Party?

It always strikes me as odd how some news stories, even though they are covered by major news organizations, seemingly slip through the cracks. I was recently reading an update about a pair of coast guard divers that died in the arctic this past year. So from what it seems, the AP informs us of a fuzzy partial picture involving what can only be termed as gross negligence. But abcnews.com introduces a bizarre new aspect into the mix.

Autopsy reports reveal the two were 20 feet below the ice when they suddenly descended to nearly 200 feet in a matter of minutes. It would normally take 30 minutes to reach that depth.
The article brings in the big zing with:
After the tragic dive, the families were told by investigators that something pulled the two divers down — but what it was exactly could not be explained.
What? How come only abc.com has that in their report? Did they scoop the world or is it a load of crap? Or more importantly, do colossal squids live in the north as well?

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