up shiv creek without a monkey

so here's a little nugget of joy for you to snack on...people get hiv, human immunodeficiency virus. now supposedly hiv came from a monkey, who simply carried it without being affected by it, since primates suffer from siv, simian immunodefiency virus. so the monkey who spawned the viruses mutation temporarily had s/hiv, as in shiv. then he bit some hapless chump who thought that accosting a monkey was a good idea. that means the human race got shivved by a monkey tooth.

that realization makes me the happiest boy in the world.

rock.
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