sore licker

so everytime i see that commercial for nutri-grain bars where people are jamming gigantic donuts around their waists i'm totally repulsed. not by the donuts or even the stupidity of the ad. no, the part that makes me want to die a thousand times is at the very end when the guy jams his finger into his bosses filling hole and scoops out the red goop and then licks it off of his finger.
what the hell!?! did the advertising execs say hey, let's concoct the most horrendous end to an advertisement ever. he sticks his finger into a red, gooey hole on the side of his superior's person, because the donut is representative of where unhealthy breakfast foods end up, in this case this guy's midsection.
so this freak sees a gaping hole in the side of the person standing next to him and his first reaction is to plunge his finger into it. then little jimmy the office peon feels the need to take the tainted, unholy digit, place it in his mouth, and suck the red scum off the appendage in question.
you are what you eat, eh? well, kudos to you kellogg company.

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