japan 1, my brain 0

here's the scenario; little red riding hood is a japanese girl walking in the woods. she happens upon several forest creatures, a bear, a rabbit, a wolf, and a deer. upon encountering red and hearing the catchy little ditty she's singing they decide it's time to dance. so all five begin to do a modified version of "the hand jive"...oh yeah, did i mention that they are doing this dance while holding their enormous fur covered breasts (it should be noted that red still has all her clothing on so i cannot say for certain if her boobs are hairy or not, but she is still grasping them firmly). and just when you thought you were baffled a large racoon appears and entrances us with a dance solo. the racoon does not have hairy breasts. the racoon is a boy. of this i am certain. the dancing continues. suddenly they are all in front of a building. happiness abounds.

with character intro
without character intro

here's the list of the whole ad campaign. start at the top. you'll get to see all your favorite characters in brand new situations, as well as meeting a cheetah and a pig. life is grand.

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