Pistol Grip Pump on my Lap at All Times

If you don't own at least a dozen Rocket Fishing Rods by the end of the month then Al Qaeda wins.

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Preposterous Patriarchal Powder Pull

If you haven't heard by now Keith Richards is the most fantastic person ever, literally. In a recent interview with NME Richards describes his experiences with strychnine laced dope and and snorting his father's cremated ashes.

I snorted my father. He was cremated and I couldn't resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow. My dad wouldn't have cared, he didn't give a shit.
It went down pretty well, and I'm still alive.

That was yesterday, today Keith got even more radicalicious when he made the claim that the whole thing got blown out of proportion by "media slant" and he was actually trying to tell a story of how he used his father's ashes to grow "a sturdy English Oak". Fantastic.

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